I shit islands
I vomit magma
I piss lakes
I grow and shave forests
I cut and mend sand dunes
I split and lotion soil
Knuckles crack like bending bark
Burps echo like earthquake tremors
Yawns repeat like tectonic shifts
I sneeze and blow precious minerals
I floss and brush igneous rocks
I ejaculate and orgasm algae blooms
I cough valleys
I digest mountains
I metabolize oceans
Life is the adaptable mess of meaningful meaninglessness
Please preserve it for the future by changing the present and forgiving the past
Go Vegan, for ALL the reasons
Save the Humans